Party of 5

Baby Boy is here and I'm in love with this guy.  :)

 Family of 5!

Parenting notebook

I started this about 5 years ago when my oldest was 1 year old.

When I come across an article, a recipe, a technique, that I really like-- I print it and stick it in here.

I know we're all digital these days, but somehow this seems easier for this specific thing.

In hee I have:  how long a baby/child should sleep at each age, milestone charts, how I made my baby food and froze it, etc, articles on motherhood,  a few articles from my Rabbi from different discussions, sleep plans, how I weaned my little ones, pregnancy stuff, baby rash decoder, how to teach kids about money, how to reconnect with your husband postpartum, emails from friends or family with advice or motherhood-esque stuff--- on and ON!

It's nice to have a place to shove these things that are useful.  You think you'll remember this stuff for the next baby--but you never do-- you get so into each phase as it comes, that it can be hard to remember these things that seem so important when you're in the phase.

Sleeping through the night

My friend is 37 weeks pregnant with her first baby. It's so great to get questions from her because it reminds me of things I want to write down.

 She asked me "at what age do babies start sleeping through the night?"

Here is my answer...
As far as waking them to feed them, the general rule is you have to wake them at least every three hours until they are one month old. When they are two months old you can let them go six hours.

But as far as when they start sleeping long stretches – and a long stretch means something different to every parent – every baby Is different.

My first started sleeping 10 hours at a stretch at just seven weeks old. That is an anomaly. Some babies don't sleep through the night till they are five years old. Every baby is different, and the range of normal is wide.

Sleeping through the night for a baby is technically defined as five hours straight.

Also, be patient. Because breastmilk is digested more quickly breast-fed babies usually wake up more often, at least in the beginning.

EDIT:  See my post on taking baby to the chiropractor!!!!!!!!!

Diaper sizes

It is always a struggle when you're pregnant to figure out how much of what size diaper to stock up on. Maybe this will help you decide. I would say start out with at least 100 size 1 diapers. That should last you 10 to 14 days. You average 8 to 10 diapers a day in the beginning.

My kids were generally in size:

newborn for one week
size one until six weeks
size 2 until four months
size 3 until 12 months
(using Pampers and Target brands)

If you already have a good stash, and people are wanting to get you diapers, suggest size 3. Most kids will be in this size diaper for the longest amount of time. Of course, if you have a really tiny kid my advice will not be good.

For reference, my three kids were all born almost 9 pounds, by one month were all around 11 pounds, and by two months old between 12-14 pounds.  (My middle child was 14 lbs. 7 oz. at two months!)

Breastfeeding

I am amazed that after nursing two babies til 13 months old each, I still forget so much each time.  This time I am documenting!

• Two months postpartum I'm still just feeding one breast per feeding. It seems to prevent plugged ducts for me, plus I know I'm completely emptying one breast. Those first weeks, it seems to work better if I empty one breast completely.  
• Even with baby #3, I needed the help of a lactation consultant.  The first 6 weeks breastfeeding Zoe were excruciating, with teagan and richmond it was only the first two weeks, so there is improvement.  Get a lactation consultant!
• I came up with a trick that helped me with my 2 week old son.  He latched okay, but then immediately would finagle a clamped down tight lipped latch.  I started just pulling his lower lip down with my thumb and holding it that way until be latched.  Even if he didnt open as wide as the ideal, if that lip was pulled down it was okay.
• For the first two weeks to six weeks but especially the first two weeks make breast-feeding your job. Think of it as your job because it takes up so much time, if you just think of it as meals, I think that's when you risk mastitis or resenting it etc.
• Nonstop thinking about nursing and breast-feeding those first two weeks. I'm doing it every 90 to 120 minutes so I'm constantly thinking about how much longer till the next nursing how long it's been etc. I think mentally it helps to just commit to thinking of it as your job that you do 6 to 8 hours a day, otherwise it's easy to get very angry and upset.
• I stopped wearing nursing pads around 8-10 weeks, stopped leaking at 7 weeks with baby #3

...STILL ADDING TO THIS POST...

Diaper Bag for newborn, 3 yr old (and 6 yr old)

So, I am pregnant with #3, in my 3rd trimester and figured I should document my diaper bag "prowess" now before I forget.  PACKING YOUR DIAPER BAG IS YOUR OWN PERSONAL THING, but hopefully this is a good jumping off point for you.  (This bag is packed for an exclusively breastfed baby, so if you're doing formula, you'll want bottles, formula, etc.)

Disclaimer:  I have never gotten my diaper bag to stay organized for more than 10 days straight.  One pee accident during potty training, one poopy blowout (poop-splosion), one extra long doctor visit that depletes all the snacks-- and I'm back to having to restock, clean, and re-organize--but here is the base:

My bag is set up for a newborn + my 3 year old daughter (just when I stopped taking a diaper bag!), and my 6 year old, though not much in there for her besides snacks and crayons.

I don't know when you ever stop having one of these bags... I think you just abandon it for a big purse once the youngest is 3, that's what I did with my last two--tho if it's a longer outing I still kept it in the car, I just didn't lug it everywhere like you do the first 18 mos.  I cannot imagine not having wipes and a snack no matter how old ANYONE is at this point-- those 2 are the "lip gloss & mascara" of your baby bag.  :)

Please comment below with other stuff you keep in your bag!

Contents:
-3 extra diapers in a  Ziploc (somehow everything gets damp now and then)
-1 package wipes (and once it's less than half full, I swap it out at home for a fuller package)
-Pens, paper, and contact cards
-2 pads (postpartum or just in case of unexpected period, tho Diva Cup is my preference)
-Thin coloring book
-1-2 children's books for reading
-1 teething toy
-1 other toy
-1 swaddle blanket--Aden & Anais brand (doubles as a nursing cover when tucked into bra strap)
-1 receiving blanket (I use this to lay on the floor as a changing pad OR to let the baby have a play area-- I prefer it to a bulky changing pad)
-Water bottle, mommy
-Water bottle, 3 yr old
-Snacks: granola or nuts for mom, fruit strips, raisins, etc for toddler--things that won't go bad
-Roll of baggies for pee-pee accident clothes or poopy diapers
-Crayons (Crayola Twistables so they don't break)
-Print-out of your routine
-Hand sanitizer in caribbeaner off the handle
-Change of clothes for each kid in a  ziploc (if you have girls and it isn't cold, sundresses are the easiest)
-Emergency $5 hidden in a side pocket
-Newborn hat
-Disp. nursing pads (6)
-Tissues
-Moby Wrap
-Bib
-Brush
-Burp cloth
-Sewing kit (not really nec. but this one is so tiny, I keep it in there)
-Purse---- once my oldest was about a year old, I realized how much I missed having my own purse and how annoying it was to keep transferring items-- so I got a small enough purse to hold my wallet, phone, calendar, mints, and a very tiny makeup bag and I just plop it in the top of the diaper bag.  Then I either take just the purse if I am going out alone, or take the entire thing if I have one of my kids with me.

My favorite diaper bag is the Skip Hop Jump.

Pencil pouch containing:  first aid kit with band-aids & Neosporin, straws, 2 baby spoons, nail clippers, sunscreen, comb, hair ties, fork/spoon, natural bug repellant, chapstick, lotion.

To-Do List for Baby #3

To-Do List before Baby #3 arrives:

Here is my list which includes preparing the transition from family of four to family of five.

I hope it's useful to you!  Click the "to do" items that have links for a guide to that item.

(Z= my almost 6 year old, T= my almost 3 year old)

Ideally before 37 weeks:

• Install carseat behind driver, move Z to 3rd row of minivan, move T to Z's old spot for easy carpool pickup✓
• Convert toddler bed back to a crib/raise mattress/ put on mobile ✓
• Put swing together and bring downstairs  ✓
• Figure out a Plan A, B, C for where the girls will go during labor AND add "pick-up" names to the school list  ✓
• Collect hand-me-downs!  ✓
• Purge girls' clothes they've outgrown  ✓
• Pack bag for birth center/shop for the supplies I need to bring there✓
• Re-pack diaper bag for a newborn/3yr old/6 yr old  ✓
• Write thank you notes as gifts come ✓
• Buy 2 more nursing bras (diff sizes) + at least 1 new sleep bra  ✓ 
• Buy a new eco-friendly nursing pillow ✓
• Stockpile things like: crackers, pretzels, granola bars, etc.
• Make 2 nursing baskets (1 for upstairs, 1 for downstairs) ✓
• Get BIG SISTER gifts:  For Z ✓  For T  ✓
• Take family maternity pictures ✓
• Prepare an activity basket for Z&T for when I'm nursing
• Pack a "labor" bag for Z+T ✓ and put instructions inside✓
• Make labels of everyone we'll send a baby annc. to ✓
• Create baby annc/thank you notes, etc on Vistaprint, then just insert a pic once he's born and mail!  ✓
• Buy stamps, 3 books ✓
• Buy contact paper, put a large piece in baby book (to cover inky footprints) ✓  put baby book in labor bag  ✓
• Take each girl on a mommy date/daddy date
• Call the mohel to confirm we're on his calendar  ✓
• Get supplies on mohel's list for brit milah (circumcision)✓
• Prepare a few meals and freeze

• Arrange menu for brit and ask for help if needed✓

• Update Family Manual ✓ and print 3 copies ✓

• Stock the stockpile so that I don't have to buy any non-food items for at least 8 weeks (shampoo✓, razors✓, toilet paper, toothpaste, diapers✓, wipes, etc.)

• Make "Labor Playlist"✓, sync with iPod ✓

• Print "Baby Sleeping" sign for front door (UPS man, etc)

During Spring Break:

• Steam clean carpets✓
• Pay bills ahead if possible, clear all paperwork from desk
• Carseats✓

Week before due date:

• Charge cameras
• Dust/Vacuum ✓
• Buy a small birthday cake at Publix, freeze
• Shave!
• Do a fun date with the family
• Celebrate T's 3rd birthday, low key (on bday)

After baby arrives:

• Have a birthday party!
• Add to insurance
• Call the mohel, figure out date of brit milah
• Send announcements
• Put annc. in paper
• Thank you notes
• Make an appt with the pediatrician
• Take newborn pics 7-10 days postpartum
• Update Family Manual
• Update will/ open savings acct, etc.

Shared sibling bedroom: 2 older girls + baby boy

Well, it's the third trimester... and if I learned anything from the first two pregnancies, it's that if the urge strikes to knock an item off your to-do list, DO IT.  The urge will likely not strike again.

So- the toddler bed has been converted, Rainforest mobile dusted off, hand-me-downs (such sweet ones, too!) from older cousins sorted and put away...

and I'll allow myself to feel gloriously on top of everything for the 5 minutes it all stays organized.

Here are the pictures:

We live in a  2 bedroom, so these three sibs will share a room (though we co-sleep, so perhaps not for awhile--and by that point we hope to be moved to a bigger place anyway--but that's an entirely different post!)...

This little crib/highchair set was a Hanukkah present for my 2 yr old and she LOVES it.  Hoping it comes in handy when she wants to "do" everything I'm doing.  $20!  (And made in the USA, which floored me.)

The changing table is in the hallway (not pictured) --it just seemed more practical.  It's right at the top of the steps, so just as easy to access from  downstairs and upstairs.

Coconut Oil... make your own dispenser

***Please talk to your lactation consultant before following my advice.  (Although, question it if they say something that conflicts with  the below info!)

I learned about coconut oil in 2010 after having my second baby.
 I HATED using lanolin on my nipples for breastfeeding with my first baby and WISH I'd known about coconut oil!  My lactation consultant for baby #2 told me about it when baby was just 48 hours old, and it's my mission to pass the info along to as many nursing moms as I can!

First--- let me post just a little about the uses and benefits.  But-- just a LITTLE-- because this post is more about how to make your own dropper bottle full of coconut oil.

Click here to read WAY more about coconut oil.

• Safe for baby and easy to digest
• Helps make nipples more slippery which makes it hard for baby to damage your nipple (this is my #1 reason I use it, no more cracked, bleeding nipples!)
• Coconut oil is anti-bacterial--prevents thrush
• 3.5 tbsp per day increases milk supply!
• Great for baby massage
• Great to prevent diaper rash

Coconut oil is (obviously) very oily and pretty much only comes in a jar.  I decided to use an empty infant Tylenol bottle (well-rinsed) back in 2010 to drop it directly onto my nipples to avoid it all over my hands--it was also quicker, more discreet, and I could even just pull my bra cup out a little any time and drop it on there.  TIP-- Only use with nursing pads, or you may oil stain your shirt or bra.

A smaller bottle also makes it easier to quickly warm up.  (Sometimes I'd go to dip my finger in the jar and it would be solid-- coconut oil solidifies at 75 degrees!)  Because I have huge boobs, esp when nursing-- I actually warm it UNDER my breast in a bout 30 seconds.  But you could warm it between your legs.  :)

I am pregnant with #3 and wanted to make a few more dropper bottles... and it seems infant Tylenol now no longer has a dropper, but a syringe.  BLERG!

But-- turned out to be a good thing, because I found these awesome glass droppers on Amazon.

Needs/ cost for project:
$12.71/ 12 glass bottles, 1oz each
$9/ jar of virgin unrefined coconut oil (must be unrefined) usually sold in 14 oz bottle
Labels, funnel,  & contact paper I had around the house

So-- these bottles are great because they are only about $1 a bottle, they are glass, so you don't have any "leachy" plastic, they are brown so the oil stays less damaged by light.

 1 oz bottles

 Just to give you a scale--AA battery next to the bottle for size

Shipping labels, 2" x 4", cut about 1/2 centimeter off the top before sticking them on the bottles 

 I tried ModPodge first, but contact paper seemed like the better choice.  You can't quite see it here, but it ModPodge made it pucker a bit and didn't seem as water-tight.  It might get oily no matter what you do, but contact paper should cut down on a gross outer bottle.

 Finished bottles!

Showing you north/east/west/south of the bottles.  :)

GOOD LUCK!

Nursing Baskets

A nursing basket is a nice idea for a second (or third!) time mom IF you know they are going to be nursing.  I like this for a Baby Sprinkle gift.

Breastfeeding can be a challenge for a number of reasons--- but one of them that is EASILY solved is that you inevitably settle in and forget something... you get it, settle in, and have forgotten something else.  In a fragile postpartum state, this can be enough to send you into tears.

For other breastfeeding challenges-- bookmark this site: www.kellymom.com

Please know that SO many of us have been there and it doesn't always come "naturally" like we think it should, but it is so worth it.  For me, especially with my first, those first 6 weeks were filled with SO many tears, but then things got much better!

But... ON TO THE BASKETS!

Two of my oldest friends who are pregnant with #1 liked the idea when I was mentioning it, so this post is for them so they can set up their own (since they, sadly, live 2,440 and 892 miles away from where I live).  Shout out to Mimi and Rachel due just weeks apart from me, yippee!

Cost of project:
Depending on how much you want to deck out your basket, you can make a pretty simple one for $10-15 including the basket.  The trick for me was starting 2 months ahead so you can stock up on sales.  (Luna bars, lotions, chapsticks, etc.)

I'll let the pictures speak for themselves--and this is the note I laminate and tuck inside:

In your nursing basket…

This nursing basket can be kept in any place you regularly nurse, it’s nice to have one by the couch and one by your bed.  I am one of those moms whose babies have looooooooooong nursing sessions and I’m always forgetting—or wishing I had—one of these things over the 45 minute session, so I love having a portable “nursing station”. I hope you find this basket useful! Happy nursing!  -Emily

1.  Coconut oil*

2.  Disposable nursing pads (in case all your cloth ones are all drip-drying!)

3.  Burp cloth for wiping spills

4.  Water

5.  Lotion & chapstick

6.  Hair ties

7.  Snacks

8.  Bracelet (for remembering which side you last nursed on)

9.  Pen & paper

add on your own:

1.  Book/magazine

2.  TV remote

4.  Phone

5.  Swaddle blanket (doubles as a cover)

6.  Laptop/iPad

Tips:  Let your older “baby” help you keep this stocked. Keep this checklist tucked at the bottom.

My favorite lactation consultant in town:  Kristin Gartner: 904.568.0581

*Coconut oil is safe for baby to eat and is a natural anti-fungal, so it prevents thrush.  It’s slippery, so helps prevent cracking or sore nipples.  It must be 100% virgin coconut oil.  Coconut oil is also great for infant massage, and take a tablespoon to increase your milk supply.  You can read more about coconut oil by Googling “coconut oil & breastfeeding”.

All the items listed for 2 nursing baskets

Small cup to hold the tiny stuff:  Pen, Lactation Consultant business card, Coconut  Oil, Chapstick

Also-- for the bracelet, if you want to splurge, I do like these.  
(I just had my 5 year old make the ones pictured below.)

Completed nursing basket!

A simpler version of the basket I made as my upstairs basket

Emily's Registry Picks (Must Haves and Must-Nots)

Having two of my closest friends from childhood both pregnant with baby #1 has inspired me to write all the "mommy stuff" I've learned down before it leaks out with my breast milk in 10 weeks.

Mimi and Rachel are my very first pre-Mommy friends to have babies, so it's been really fun chatting with them and remembering what it's like to be on that journey for the first time.  I wish so much that we lived closer (one is in L.A. and one in Philly) and could have lunch every week, but am grateful for how easy it is to call/Skype.  Mimi and I became kindred spirits instantly when she transferred high schools and joined Drama Club-- the bond deepened after dual breakups plus one of those days in the wilderness where you're put through several "trust" exercises which I took too seriously and Mimi laughed through.  Rachel and I declared our best friendship---as you do in 7th grade--- on March 17, 1993.  Twenty years later, we're both due with baby boys 7 weeks apart.

I'm going to post some of the stuff I've been sharing with them--  as usual, use what's helpful and toss the rest!

Emily's Must Haves:
- A Moby wrap for months 0-4

-A Two Mommas Half-Buckle Carrier for 4 mos- 4 yrs old (yes, I am serious-- and I have tried 11 carriers over 5 yrs-- I love wearing my babies) I also love that it's just 2 moms hand-making each one
http://www.twomommasdesigns.com/

-Best nursing bra of all time--hands down-- and I have spent over $1500 on bras since I got pregs in 2006 OMG... Elomi nursing bra--and best bra site ever:  http://www.breakoutbras.com/product/Elomi-Seamless-Underwire-Nursing-Bra/Nursing-Bras

-Best sleep bra:  La Leche League Sleep Bra http://www.breakoutbras.com/product/La-Leche-Pull-Over-Sleep-Bra-4150/Nursing-Sleep-Leisure-Bras 

-Aden & Anais Swaddle blankets  http://www.amazon.com/aden-anais-Swaddle-Blanket-Boys-N-Toys/dp/B002US8NEK/ref=sr_1_1?s=baby-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1348702940&sr=1-1&keywords=aden+swaddle+blanket

-Fav diapers:  Target brand + target wipes in blue package (T had a very bad reaction to the chemicals in Pampers, her poor little vulva got burns!  So I tried EVERY type of diaper when she was 1 mo. old-- I mean EVERY kind-- and Target brand won out for me).  I have heard girls like Pampers and boys like Huggies--but I am OFF Pampers since they added that DryMax crap in 2010 (lots of girls got the burns).

-Bouncy seat--all my girls used this, love it: http://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-K2564-Rainforest-Bouncer/dp/B000I2WB6G/ref=sr_1_1?s=baby-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1348703258&sr=1-1&keywords=rainforest+bouncy+seat

-Swing-- your baby will either love or hate it-- with both girls it always calmed them the first 6 mos or so.  We have had 5 swings, this is my fav.  Anything without a plug and you will use $30 of batteries a month.  http://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Rainforest-Open-Top-Cradle-Swing/dp/B000I2WAY4/ref=sr_1_1?s=baby-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1348703314&sr=1-1&keywords=rainforest+swing 

-Big exercise ball-- Daddy figured this one out-- both girls loved to be bounced to sleep by daddy on this and it allowed him to sit

-My fav lullaby CD, even after 7 years: http://www.amazon.com/Its-Big-World-renee-jeremy/dp/B000QEJ0X8/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1348703439&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=renee+and+jeremy

-For later on-- Signing Time--it uses true ASL (some other brands are just silly made up "baby" signs) and it is an amazing organization http://www.signingtime.com/  (both my girls sign, and this is how they learned--by 1 yr old)

-Boppy pillow-- it's not the greatest nursing pillow ever, but with both girls, I laid them on it in bed and that is how I co-slept with them-- I know it's not "recommended" but I love it for that

-Eco friendly nursing pillow: http://www.doubleblessings.com/sdbbbl.html  EDIT Oct 2013- THIS PILLOW IS AMAZING--and the only good one you'll find that is firm AND doesn't have toxins

-Name & number of a lactation consultant who does house calls (it makes a big diff. to have them come to your home)

-An infant seat that rear faces to 30 lbs or more

-My double BOB stroller (but stroller is really personal, you have to figure out what'll work for you!) with swivel front wheel

-Mirror to put up on headrest so you can see baby in car

-Burp cloths (aka Gerber old style cloth diapers)-- at least 20

-baby tylenol

-Hyland's Teething Tablets (by 4 mos)

-Amber teething necklace (I swear by this) got mine here:http://www.amberartisans.com/amtene10.html  
the lighter the color better it works

-Disposable place mats for eating out with baby

-Crib:  do not get a drop side (it is no longer legal anyway).  You dont really need one for awhile anyway dep. what you decide.  I didnt use one till 6 mos with any of my 3 

-Pack n Play- these are great to leave in the living room so you dont have to schlep--this is close to what we have: http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4024389

-One of my fav things I did with all 3 kids was make them personalized stationery atwww.vistaprint.com so I could send thank you notes.  (They are really cheap there esp if you wait for a sale).  I got 100 at once and Z's lasted til she was 4!  :)

--Breast shells (not shields-- I wouldn't rec. shields, tho I know 2 moms who swear by them).  I dont know if you'll need these or not-- I used them with both girls for about 4 weeks.  My opinion is--- the MOST imp. thing for you to have prepared before baby comes is your boobs.  Nursing pillow, nursing bra, breast shells, coconut oil, etc--- because from 1 minute old you need that stuff-- the baby only cares about your boobs, not cribs or anything else.  The breast shells helped me because it gives them some space to absorb the coconut oil and not rub against fabric--- I found them priceless the first few weeks.  Anyway-- when you want these things, you do NOT want your husband leaving you even for an hour, or wait for amazon.com-- you want it in 1 second!  I think it's worth the $10 even if you don't use it, because at 3am you'll be glad if you end up wanting the stuff.  

-I also really liked the cloth nursing pads--- I stopped leaking at 10 weeks with both--but I like the cloth ones better, just my personal thing!  

-100% Virgin Coconut Oil—so important!  For use on nipples before and after each feeding--- natural antifungal + prevents thrush + makes it too slippery for baby to really hurt you.  Get a jar (shelf stable for 2 yrs) and buy a bottle —wash that bottle out, and keep coconut oil in it so you can use the dropper to apply it.

-My fav. Diaper bag is the Skip Hop bag because it comes with special clips to clip to a cart or stroller, and once I had 2 kids, I lost the “spot” for my bag, so it was great http://www.skiphop.com/product/22000.html

-I got a pencil pouch and in it I put: band aids, Neosporin, nail clippers, baby spoons, straws, indiv. Clean Well wipes, hand sani, comb, etc—put it in my diaper bag.

-Nursing bracelet (you can use any bracelet you have and just switch wrists, or order one of these-- or just use an app

-Diaper stacker- love these

Emily's "Why did I waste my money on this stupid thing?":
- A Maya wrap (esp for bigger boob mamas, sucky)
-Any other swaddle blanket people say they like  ;)
-Bumbo (update- I actually used this a lot with baby #3 til 6 mos for some reason, so it's a toss up)
-Any nursing cover-- I tucked an Aden & Anais blanket into my bra strap and it was way easier and just the most amazing material
-Cloth diapers-- okay I have never used them, BUT I have watched four friends' kids that wore them and had to change them and I couldn't handle it--even just pee... and I am VERY eco-friendly!  But, I don't regret using disposable.
-Any swing that had no plug-- we went thru 4 that all pooped out
-wipe warmer, bottle warmer
-umbrella stroller

-bassinet
-Moses basket 
-crib bumpers-- also they are not considered safe anymore, higher risk of SIDS
-Baby Bjorn (not comfy)

A great new registry site where you can put ALL the stores on one site: 

www.myregistry.com

Pregnancy Parody Video

My tenure as a pregnant woman is coming to an end.  It's been 3 babies, and 117 weeks with just a handful to go.
The last thing left on my pregnancy bucket list was... making a pregnancy music video with my husband.

ACCOMPLISHED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zLVfx3VR9JY

I hope it makes you laugh and I hope you share it!